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He is a very sweet bear, really.

[ ... listen. ]

In the bath! The! Bath! My bath!

Yes? I gather he has been trying to catch up with us for a while, he must be looking for the company for some reason.

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Su Xunxian, please control your husband. He is on the loose, disturbing the wildlife.

[ A brief, thoughtful pause. ]

...he runs fast for a ~~nerd~~ 凡人. Someone might want to help him nonetheless.

Preferably before Fox tunes in.

[ And it's not that he doesn't think Fox couldn't handle a bear, it's just that Fox always runs the risk of trying to befriend the bear, or not wanting to take extraordinary measures against the bear. Leave his 家 out of your 家's bear-induced messes, please. ]

That is certainly not my Lord, you seem to have very odd ideas about him.

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Am I, now? How fun.

[He's not even going to deny it.]

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Stop overreacting, and stop hurting the dog's feelings like this.

If it were a dog I'd be screaming it's a bear!

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Was he there first?

No! It was not!

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( ...he was not in the ba — )

Less wine in the barrel.

( 'Bear in the bath,' please. )

What wine?!

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[ Well. That's certainly a sight.

Not exactly sure what else to do as Wei Wuxian streaked past screaming while pursued by a bear, Lily drew her wand and aimed, conjuring up a small flock of sparrows.

The birds flew past the bear to Wei Wuxian himself, hovering around his middle to provide some coverage and preserve his modesty.

Hopefully, it didn't make him more alluring to the bear. ]

Edited 2021-07-27 17:12 (UTC)

( The bear seems as set on delivering the soap in its mouth as it was before, though the addition of sparrows provides it with a deflection of interest toward the source: Lily.

The bear does an awkward hop, waving to her, before bearing down on Wei Wuxian once more. )

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Oh, is that where it went? I hadn't seen it in a while.

Why did you not warn about the bear?!

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[Uhhhhhh.

Well, okay.

Xingchen is not exactly a bear expert, unless it's a monster bear that needs dealt with, so he focuses on the rest of this situation. Wei Wuxian is yelling, which means he's alive...which is a positive. He's being informative, so he's probably in sound enough mind and not overly panicking, which is also good.

But he mentioned a bath and all that entails and Xingchen has no idea if he immediately escaped in all his newborn glory or not. Perhaps someone should show mercy.]

Wei Wuxian, do you...ah...do you need clothes?

( ............................. at least his martial uncle.............. is blind.............................. save some face for him, martial uncle )

... Yes? But I need to shake the bear! First!

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A bear? Or were you just looking for a reason to run around naked?

And don't try to say it wasn't you. I know that body.

( this would be a gasp of shock but since he's running, it's just a gasp for air. )

I would never!

It'd have to catch me first!

I'm! Outpacing the bear!

( which is yes, for all intents and purposes. )

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