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Wei Ying (魏婴) | Wei Wuxian (魏无羡) ([personal profile] weifinder) wrote in [community profile] eastbound2021-07-27 08:27 am
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audio | un: xianxian of yunmeng jiang

Bear!? Bear! There was a bear in the bath!

( So comes this startled and startling shout, as elsewhere in camp, Wei Wuxian is (unfortunately) streaking past in damp, confused glory, a bear of arctic composure lumbering after him, soap bar still in mouth. Come back! He was just handing the soap over, he wanted to help! )

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topoiran: (A Beauty)

un: xunxian, voice

[personal profile] topoiran 2021-07-27 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
He is a very sweet bear, really.

[ ... listen. ]
weifinder: (ah?! | don't listen to all)

[personal profile] weifinder 2021-07-27 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
In the bath! The! Bath! My bath!
descendency: (03)

un: angelicized; dry general address to the network

[personal profile] descendency 2021-07-27 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Su Xunxian, please control your husband. He is on the loose, disturbing the wildlife.

[ A brief, thoughtful pause. ]

...he runs fast for a nerd 凡人. Someone might want to help him nonetheless.

Preferably before Fox tunes in.

[ And it's not that he doesn't think Fox couldn't handle a bear, it's just that Fox always runs the risk of trying to befriend the bear, or not wanting to take extraordinary measures against the bear. Leave his 家 out of your 家's bear-induced messes, please. ]
consignation: (that side-eye)

un: sect leader jiang

[personal profile] consignation 2021-07-27 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop overreacting, and stop hurting the dog's feelings like this.
weifinder: (huh? | for a reason)

[personal profile] weifinder 2021-07-27 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
If it were a dog I'd be screaming it's a bear!
topoiran: (Fan and guqin)

[personal profile] topoiran 2021-07-27 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That is certainly not my Lord, you seem to have very odd ideas about him.
thehoneybadger: (lol r u serious // backstreets)

un: lady love of a thousand poets

[personal profile] thehoneybadger 2021-07-27 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Was he there first?
weifinder: (complain | you've been told)

[personal profile] weifinder 2021-07-27 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No! It was not!
consignation: (thats a lie)

[personal profile] consignation 2021-07-27 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You are literally screaming right now.
weifinder: (concern | from the cold?)

[personal profile] weifinder 2021-07-27 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Have I said anything about saving me? No! I'm just screaming about a bear behind the bathing barrel, passing me the soap!
descendency: (05)

[personal profile] descendency 2021-07-27 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What odd ideas? I see that Victorian wasp-waist, the slender jawline, the long hair, the gangly height, and I call it what it is.
consignation: (i love his face)

[personal profile] consignation 2021-07-27 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
So now you're saying you need saving from dogs but not bears?
downswing: (hands off the chicken)

[personal profile] downswing 2021-07-27 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
( Opens mouth —








— closes mouth. )
downswing: (dialect)

un: absterge

[personal profile] downswing 2021-07-27 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
( ...he was not in the ba — )

Less wine in the barrel.


( 'Bear in the bath,' please. )
descendency: (10)

[personal profile] descendency 2021-07-27 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HE'S RIGHT AND YOU ALL KNOW IT. ]
weifinder: (ffs | see my dream passing by)

[personal profile] weifinder 2021-07-27 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What wine?!
weifinder: (wha | still sweating from the rush)

[personal profile] weifinder 2021-07-27 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Jiang! Cheng!
downswing: (tale as old as time)

[personal profile] downswing 2021-07-27 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You were left absent company.
weifinder: (hangover | there's something)

[personal profile] weifinder 2021-07-27 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Lan Zhan I don't have time to read right now there's a bear!
thehoneybadger: (Default)

[personal profile] thehoneybadger 2021-07-27 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, one of you has to apologize. It's rude to sneak up on someone, especially in the bath.

...it's also rude to run around naked and screaming, but I'm gonna let that one slide.
weifinder: (wtff | inside of me)

[personal profile] weifinder 2021-07-27 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You get the bear to apologise! That was our tent!

( he's been bolting to try and find something a. to wear but b. to wear when BEAR STOPS COMING AFTER HIM, WHICH IS NOT YET )
lancifolium: (menehune)

helpful bystander is helpful?

[personal profile] lancifolium 2021-07-27 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well. That's certainly a sight.

Not exactly sure what else to do as Wei Wuxian streaked past screaming while pursued by a bear, Lily drew her wand and aimed, conjuring up a small flock of sparrows.

The birds flew past the bear to Wei Wuxian himself, hovering around his middle to provide some coverage and preserve his modesty.

Hopefully, it didn't make him more alluring to the bear. ]
Edited 2021-07-27 17:12 (UTC)
downswing: (trade)

s i g h | audio

[personal profile] downswing 2021-07-27 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
( The least impressed, you drunk: )

A bear.
consignation: (this baby boy)

[personal profile] consignation 2021-07-27 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't yell my name! What are you screaming for if not to be saved, then? Informing us of the bear's qualifications as a bath attendant?!
weifinder: (roosters | you've been told)

[personal profile] weifinder 2021-07-27 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Because people should know a bear invaded the camp, Jiang Cheng!
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